[Voice; in Gallifreyan:]
Theta? Ushas? Where are you? I'm stuck in a cage! I told you that messing around with that broken down transmat was a bad idea! Father's going to kill me if he finds out. And we have an exam tomorrow! By Rassilon's socks-- THETA! I'd better not miss my exam because of you!

[Text; IN A BUNCH OF LANGUAGES]My name ( Read more... )

They aren't robots, you idiots! You inferior species are little more than stunted children, only looking at the surface of things, never paying mind to the details. Congratulations! I now expect more intelligence out of single-celled organisms than from any of you.

On another note, it's a wonder you humans get anything done at all. Do you ( Read more... )

DOCTOR!!

What is this gawky thing you've left in my room? Its feet are too large for its runty body, and it insists on making a nest in my bedding!

[OOC: Somehow, the Doctor has gotten it in his head that the Master's rehabilitation process would be helped if he had an animal to take care of. So he's foisted a yellow lab puppy on him :c ( Read more... )

[When he wakes up, the Master notices a few things have changed. 1) his scenery is no longer Level 0-- Ha! Early release! Of course, this early release has to do with 2) the fact that he feels light-headed and generally weak. Thanks to a certain incident with a certain dhampir (in which the former Time Lord had found himself rather unpleasantly ( Read more... )

[The Master's latest entry is just pages of nonsense in really erratic handwriting.]

GIVE IT BACK give it back GIVE IT BACK no no no nononononono giveitbacknow NOW NOW NOW Doctor give it back please doctor GIVE IT BACK now I need-- NO!!

they're in my head drumming drumming louder and it's going to split wide open now so you MUST to give it back ( Read more... )

Wardens, Inmates, I have an absolutely illuminating announcement for you:

Given enough time, all of you will be considered a threat under the new 'security protocols.' You'd have been better off under my rule. At least I let you have fun. I offered you treats. All these things will do is exterminate the lot of you. You're not like them, after ( Read more... )

Free at last. Back to the Barge, back to my accommodations, and back to my proper body.

'Pop'! We really must play catch again sometime. Gee whiz, it must have been so swell for you to see what life would have been like if your darling hadn't perished so young.

Oh, and to my helpful neighbour and librarian, thank you for trying to turn me into ( Read more... )

[In shaky, frenzied handwriting]

WHY?! Why does he always return?! The Doctor. The universe's greatest meddler. He can never leave well enough alone!

[The striked out portion has been so thoroughly removed, and a few minutes later, replaced with the following, written much more neatly this time]

The Doctor? Again? My, Admiral, you're ( Read more... )

So, I've been whisked away from Port to be trapped in my cell again. What a surprise. And I suppose I must thank the Doctor: the universe's greatest coward.

The upside: at least I won't be dying with you pathetic little apes.

[OOC: So, with the Doctor sadly leaving us, the Admiral had the Master yanked back into lockdown in his room. Consider ( Read more... )

And everybody's been called home.

The Barge is just so cozy now.